A joke

A joke

A baby A：“ Mom ！ Just now my classmate B Told me a joke , Let me tell you .”

“ Xiao Ming has classes at school , The teacher asked Xiao Ming ：1+1= A few ？”

Xiaoming replied ：“ I do not know! ！”

teacher ：“ Go back and ask your parents ！”

Xiao Ming comes home , Ask grandpa , Grandpa is reading a novel .

Grandpa said ：“ Dark moon and high wind , I sha I've got people .”

Xiao Ming goes to ask his father , Dad is singing .

Dad ：“M zhu Seats ！M zhu mat ！”

Xiao Ming asks his brother again , My brother is fighting with someone .

My brother said ：“ He robbed me of my plasticine .”

Xiao Ming asks his sister again , My sister is on the phone to date .

Sister said ：“ OK , I'll be waiting for you at home .”

the second day , Xiao Ming goes to school , The teacher asked again ：“ Xiao Ming ！1+1= A few ？”

Xiao Ming ：“ Dark moon and high wind , I sha I've got people .”

teacher ：“ Xiao Ming ！ you sha Who ？”

Xiao Ming ：“M Z Seats ！M Z mat ！”

teacher ：“ Why are you? sha He ?”

Xiao Ming ：“ He took my plasticine .”

teacher ：“ I'll go to your house for a home visit ！”

Xiao Ming ：“ OK , I'll be waiting for you at home .”

The Dolls , What's on your mind ？ Or some think-tank parents , Made it up and passed it on to the Dolls ？ Puzzled .

How to listen to , It's all cold jokes , I can't laugh , I want to cry .