2021-09-01 17:04:16 【Photography】
A baby A：“ Mom ！ Just now my classmate B Told me a joke , Let me tell you .”
“ Xiao Ming has classes at school , The teacher asked Xiao Ming ：1+1= A few ？”
Xiaoming replied ：“ I do not know! ！”
teacher ：“ Go back and ask your parents ！”
Xiao Ming comes home , Ask grandpa , Grandpa is reading a novel .
Grandpa said ：“ Dark moon and high wind , I sha I've got people .”
Xiao Ming goes to ask his father , Dad is singing .
Dad ：“M zhu Seats ！M zhu mat ！”
Xiao Ming asks his brother again , My brother is fighting with someone .
My brother said ：“ He robbed me of my plasticine .”
Xiao Ming asks his sister again , My sister is on the phone to date .
Sister said ：“ OK , I'll be waiting for you at home .”
the second day , Xiao Ming goes to school , The teacher asked again ：“ Xiao Ming ！1+1= A few ？”
Xiao Ming ：“ Dark moon and high wind , I sha I've got people .”
teacher ：“ Xiao Ming ！ you sha Who ？”
Xiao Ming ：“M Z Seats ！M Z mat ！”
teacher ：“ Why are you? sha He ?”
Xiao Ming ：“ He took my plasticine .”
teacher ：“ I'll go to your house for a home visit ！”
Xiao Ming ：“ OK , I'll be waiting for you at home .”
The Dolls , What's on your mind ？ Or some think-tank parents , Made it up and passed it on to the Dolls ？ Puzzled .
How to listen to , It's all cold jokes , I can't laugh , I want to cry .
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