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2021-09-01 17:04:16 Photography

A joke

A baby A:“ Mom ! Just now my classmate B Told me a joke , Let me tell you .”

“ Xiao Ming has classes at school , The teacher asked Xiao Ming :1+1= A few ?”

Xiaoming replied :“ I do not know! !”

teacher :“ Go back and ask your parents !”

Xiao Ming comes home , Ask grandpa , Grandpa is reading a novel .

Grandpa said :“ Dark moon and high wind , I sha I've got people .”

Xiao Ming goes to ask his father , Dad is singing .

Dad :“M zhu Seats !M zhu mat !”

Xiao Ming asks his brother again , My brother is fighting with someone .

My brother said :“ He robbed me of my plasticine .”

Xiao Ming asks his sister again , My sister is on the phone to date .

Sister said :“ OK , I'll be waiting for you at home .”

the second day , Xiao Ming goes to school , The teacher asked again :“ Xiao Ming !1+1= A few ?”

Xiao Ming :“ Dark moon and high wind , I sha I've got people .”

teacher :“ Xiao Ming ! you sha Who ?”

Xiao Ming :“M Z Seats !M Z mat !”

teacher :“ Why are you? sha He ?”

Xiao Ming :“ He took my plasticine .”

teacher :“ I'll go to your house for a home visit !”

Xiao Ming :“ OK , I'll be waiting for you at home .”

The Dolls , What's on your mind ? Or some think-tank parents , Made it up and passed it on to the Dolls ? Puzzled .

How to listen to , It's all cold jokes , I can't laugh , I want to cry .

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